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Daddy oilman told me that he's been telling many of you that I'd be joining the community sooner or later so I thot I'd tell I was here and I'm ready to participate. Daddy read WebmasterWorld to me while I was in the womb and I'm already proficient at CSS (thank Nick_W) and I've got a great theory on Google's IPO that I think will get some traction once I flesh it out a bit more.
My mommy says I'm just about the best looking WebmasterWorld member to date - and I'm not about to argue with her. You can decide for yourself: [oilman.ca...] (yes I am associated with that url but there's nothing to promote or buy there - daddy says I have to be very careful about url drops here or he'll edit me himself)
Anyway - I'm really tired and with my 11 hour old motor skills it's taken me about 3 hours to type this out. It also doesn't help that I'm still cross eyed a bit and can't focus on anything yet.
I look forward to getting to know all of you WebmasterWorlders a little bit better over the next little while. Thank you for all the well wishes and cards and flowers that have come in today. This community is the best :)
Please keep your (and your Daddy's) URL's to yourself as we dont allow posting of own sites here. I guess you already know that though, if not, DaddyOil will nuke them as he's just become an Admin [webmasterworld.com] ;)
Congrats to all of the Oil Family.
Yes, your daddy is a big wig here at WW, but you are the one that is in control now.
If you get hungry, just cry and he will feed you.
If you get sleepy, just cry and he will put you to sleep (because he doesn't let any of us sleep)!
If you need to relieve yourself, just do it - daddy will clean you up!