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There's only so much you can to to argue and / or educate them. Then you have to just give up on creating a quality site and resort to creating an online corporate brochure.
Personally, I would try to go over their head to the boss, and say,
"Look, I need to be able to tell them what I want for the site, not be told what they want the site to be. You pay me to design your website, and I can only do that if I have full control over it".
Failing that, this may work:
"OK, do you want 500 or 5000 visitors a month?" (ignore sales conversions for the time being! ;))
If you are left to deal with the marketing people, confuse them with technology and hope they don't look it up....
"OK, if we don't have outgoing links in certain places the spiders will get caught up in our web and corrupt the entire site - do you want that?" (this will really screw with their heads)
Or,
"Would you like me to tell you how to coordinate your print marketing? No? Why not? Oh....because I dont know enough about it..." :-/
But ultimately you are stuck with idiots that don't have a clue about the web. Sorry. :(
Scott :)
Hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day!
Unfortunately, the whole going over their heads with tech talk won't work cause I work for a tech company. I'll admit that marketing and editorial don't know much about technology, but there are tons of people here who do.
I do wish I could have the ultimate say in the sites since I'm ultimately responsible. I know I have a few bosses above me, one of whom is "responsible" to the ceo for the sites. However, the boss will just come ask me why we aren't placing higher on SERPS for this or that keyword.
I've decided that for each page I make or update from now on, I'm going to keep a list of what on-page and off-page marketing is being done. If something isn't being done, I'll write a note as to why. At least I'm somewhat less culpable then, if overworked and underpaid.
You might try the "open in new window" approach if their primary concern is people leaving & never returning. "See, this way the visitors will never leave..." :)
I really appreciate the support. After the gang-up on me yesterday, I was beginning to think maybe I was wrong. But then I remembered, "OH YEAH, the title on MY cube says WEBMASTER. Of course I'm right!" :)
PS - I find it funny that that is my actual title. Not web designer or web developer or anything of the sort. I'm actually a webmaster.
I will be prepared. Well, as prepared as one can be for arguments with the ill-informed.
You have to play around with content they don't care about. Create mini-sections that are tucked away in the sitemap and the faqs...
Outbound links have always been a sticking point.
I HATE it that I'd have to sneak behind anyone's back, but I'd love to take a product page of a product that doesn't do so well and add some outbound links, if only to sate my own curiousity about the effects of outbound links. I know one test on one page isn't really to be relied upon, but I'd like to show them SOME proof. Actually, I'd just like to knock some sense into them.
I was really quite insulted when they attacked the way they did, telling me that they'd been to conferences blah blah blah. As if I haven't kept current on webmarketing. Of course, it was a big powerful department head talking to a lowly webmaster.
Its true what they say about stuff sliding downhill...
The phrase is kind of vulgar of roughly, its the crap work that no one wants starts at the top of the company and goes from desk to desk until it winds up on the desk of the least senior person in the company.
Cool that you're from Germany. I used to live in Waldorf and go to school at Rheine Main.
Then do what martinibuster said, and hide them in a site map sub page or something. Then in a few months you could show some comparison results.
CEO's and top bosses are absolute nincumpoops, but if you confront them with cold hard facts, plus get in a dig against the marketing/techie person, then you'll be in for a gold watch before you know it.
Very amusing in some ...
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I met with editorial yesterday to discuss my marketing plan and the head of the dept. said something along the lines of "you should write this stuff and we edit it." YES! PLEASE! Not that I need ANY more work, but I'd LOVE to do that. I'll see where it goes.
It is funny in a straight-jacket kind of way that someone would actually say "Let no one link to us". I have found that my people are like "get people to link to us, but don't link back." I feel like saying, sure and next time your mom gets you a birthday gift, don't reciprocate with a mother's day gift.