Forum Moderators: phranque

Message Too Old, No Replies

What would you do for a living

... if the Internet didn't exist

         

digitalv

9:31 pm on May 10, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



Since I'm tired of arguing with people about W3C today, I figured I would start a thread that could be a little more fun.

If Al Gore had never invented the Internet</joke> what would you be doing for a living? What career path would you have taken if there was no such thing as the Internet and all of the advanced networking that has come as a result of it or types of jobs that have spawned from it. Think a little bit, the Internet has created a lot of new types of businesses.

For me, I probably would have either completed my Archaeology degree or gone into Real Estate. Totally opposite sides of the scale, eh? Would have been cool to do both though - I could excavate ancient villages, then sell them. :P

After you come up with an answer, here is the fun part ... Pick two associates or co-workers who work in an internet-related industry: the one you like the most, and the one you like the least. What would THEY be doing for a living? :)

curlykarl

2:34 pm on May 11, 2004 (gmt 0)

10+ Year Member



There was a similar post a while back :)

[webmasterworld.com...]

Karl

nvision

2:53 pm on May 11, 2004 (gmt 0)

10+ Year Member



I'd either be writing books, writing music, or - dare to dream - be part of the Cirque du Soleil team.

SEOMike

4:03 pm on May 11, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



Wow. Tough question. As a child of Gen X, I've never had any other aspiration than to work with computers / internet. I've had a computer since Commodores came out. I wrote my first BASIC programs on that Commodore as a second grader. (Yikes)

I wrote an op-ed piece once on my "Virtual Legacy". It bothered me a lot, and still does today. My problem is, I have spent my whole adult life plugged in to the net. From wiring offices for internet access to SEO / SEM / Design. Lots of people make a tangible difference in the world. Fixing cars, helping people, building buildings... et cetera. I live in cyber space. If the proverbial plug were pulled, my life's work would be gone. People like my dad (owns a company that builds $90-150 million hospitals & malls) have something they can take their grandkids to and say "SEE! I DID THAT!" Whereas a site I make in my late twenties, or a SERP I get, will have long since evaporated.

So, I guess the answer to the question is; if I hadn't been caught in the net since it's proliferation started, I'd probably would have gone to school to be an engineer, one of steel and concrete, not HTML and Java.

What would I do if I didn't HAVE to work, or could do what I want?

Well, if I could figure out how I can claim my piece of the $11+ billion Google is projected to make from the IPO, I would travel the world with my wife and daughter, collect cars, and spend a lot of time hunting upland birds with my trusty pointer.

Alas, back to work as an SEO.

Tchuss!

Tropical Island

4:56 pm on May 11, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



I'd have more time to do it since I wouldn't have to work on my web site :)

Prior to being on the Internet (1998) we were on the verge of bankruptcy. Since the Internet we have had tremendous sucess. Yesterday alone I spent over 6 hours answering e-mail inquiries (and this is supposed to be low season).

My golf game is suffering and I have back problems from crouching over my keyboard all day.

But...we couldn't survive without it. If it wasn't there I'd probably have to go back to Canada and start working again...bummer!

Macguru

5:01 pm on May 11, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



I [tokenasians.com]would have to write up another sign. ;)

ronin

5:06 pm on May 11, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member Top Contributors Of The Month



Teaching English, probably. Studying. Some freelance journalism. My original plan was to enter the Diplomatic Fast Track... that seems like several centuries ago now. At other points I wanted to apply for the graduate trainee programme at Accenture or take up a lecturing post at Vilnius University... I might have got a job as a reporter in Tokyo... who knows?

Pick two associates or co-workers who work in an internet-related industry: the one you like the most, and the one you like the least

Err... well I only have one associate who works in an internet-related sector. He'd probably be operating some kind of Anglo-Russian business networking startup in St. Petersburg.

ergophobe

5:36 pm on May 11, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member Top Contributors Of The Month



Probably just what I spend most of my time doing now (sixteenth-century history), but sending a lot of disks back and forth with my colleagues. We wouldn't have our project collaboration online, but then we didn't have it online for the first 10 years anyway. I'd probably have to buy a better photocopier.


If Al Gore had never invented the Internet

You know, of course, that Al Gore never even implied this except in the sense of promoting legislation that facilitated the development of the internet? It was part of a smear campaign that got picked up, and never questioned, by the mainstream media. As the Salon article on it says:


Gore never claimed to have "invented" the Internet. What he said was: During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet.

As my colleague Jake Tapper carefully reported here last year, at worst that statement is a minor exaggeration of Gore's legislative record...

Several of the people who could claim to have "invented" the Internet... are out there ... asserting that he was the politician in Washington who took the "initiative" to support the Net in its early days.

karmov

12:25 am on May 12, 2004 (gmt 0)

10+ Year Member



If it's just the Internet that was gone, I'd be a sysadmin since that's what I was doing and still do a bit.

If computers in general were out I would hope that I'd pursue teaching because I think I'd really enjoy that.

vkaryl

1:06 am on May 12, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



Same things I do now, without the ability to do deep research when a library is not "present and accounted for" *shrug*.

I write. I will be retired (again - retired first time in 1980, went back to work in 2000) by the end of August, at which point I will return to writing full-time, riding my horse, hunting whatever's available, travelling all over the world, etc. The net makes life simpler for a writer; laptop/satband makes reaching the net simpler/faster; both make life for a writer easier.

Otherwise, though, there's a library in most every town (except here, where we have only 40 full-time families.... but then, we DO have bookmobile, and one can always call the Library of Congress).

Llama

2:23 am on May 12, 2004 (gmt 0)

10+ Year Member



Actually, scratch out my last answer, I'd win the lottery. Or become one of those hobos living in the forests near the freeway, living off of the meat of rabbits and a few other small animals of the sort.

Or I'd start playing guitar on the street, get a job, and develop my drawing skills until they were profitable, trying to gather enough money to start up a small video game rental store. Which I actually want to do anyways.

MatthewHSE

7:59 pm on May 12, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



Very well said, isitreal! Rather a pithy way of putting it and I agree 100%!

Except for that bit about freedom not coming from following rules; my own perspective is that freedom can only exist if rules are followed, but that's another discussion! :)

isitreal

9:55 pm on May 12, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member Top Contributors Of The Month



I suspect that freedom comes when you've mastered the rules you need to in order to get where you need to be, then find the space where you can float above the rules that got you where you were going... then of course a new set of rules begins to kick in, and you have to start all over again.. or something like that... learning the rules is part of the game I think... but at some point if freedom is the game you have to start making the rules..

ergophobe

2:23 pm on May 13, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member Top Contributors Of The Month



Funny how many of the responses I identify with (like isitreal, I considered teaching English and was offered a full-time job in Lisbon, but turned it down).


Actually, scratch out my last answer, I'd win the lottery. Or become one of those hobos living in the forests near the freeway, living off of the meat of rabbits and a few other small animals of the sort.

Don't go there. This isn't so far from describing my life for a period of years in the mid-1980s (at the height of the Reagan years no less). As it turns out, planning to win the lottery is not the best plan and, you know what, living indoors and having plumbing and heat are luxuries not to be scoffed at.

As a historian, people sometimes ask me what time period I would like to live in. Late 20th, early 21st century baby. I just love plumbing, antibiotics, refrigeration, full-time all-wheel drive, the internet and, most recently, LASIK. I strongly recommend occupations that, even if relatively low paying, still let you buy your way into this century!

But I digress and start to divert the thread...

denisdekat

2:31 pm on May 13, 2004 (gmt 0)

10+ Year Member



I would be managing a cafe as I wrote music. Now I do websites while I write music. I like this better than managing cafes sometimes, sometimes not. I miss the free coffee I guess :D

bcc1234

2:35 pm on May 13, 2004 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



I would either be programming text-based interfaces for novell to be used with dos clients or would be in the mail order business.

Both of which are the equivalents of what I'm doing now, with the Internet.

This 45 message thread spans 2 pages: 45