Fish and Beer

What do they have in common?

[PhraSEOlogy]

Original:
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a life time"

Funny version:
"Give a man a six-pack and he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew and he'll waste a lifetime."

Any others?

[wheel]

Yeah. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

(fwiw, where I am there's no alcohol allowed while boating. So I can't even have a relaxing afternoon in the boat and have a beer. )

[PhraSEOlogy]

Wheel LOL! :-))

I prefer rum-runners to beer when fishing but driving the boat can become hazardous - not to mention illegal.

[jecasc]

Teach a man to use a single computer and he'll work. Teach him how to use the Internet and he'll waste his time searching for p***.

(Of course this statement is not a firsthand account.)

[Matt Probert]

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a life time

But I don't like fish....

Now beer, that's a different story <bg>

Matt

[jecasc]

Or another version:

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and PETA will come afer you.

[rfontaine]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and he will make 1-mile wide drag nets, catch them all at once, and nobody ever has fish again.

[webwitch]

I fry fish in beer batter... could I fry beer in fish batter? Mmmmmm... fried beer...

[zCat]

Give a webmaster a fish and he will sell it on Ebay. Teach him to fish, and he will transform this knowledge into original web content and spend the rest of his life checking his AdSense stats hourly.

[Wonderstuff]

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll starve during a drought – that’s what they call a famine.

[Hawkgirl]

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

[john_k]

Give a man a fish, and he'll give you a beer.

Give a man a beer, and he'll give you a toast.

Give a man some toast, and he'll put your fish on it and wash it down with your beer. Don't ever give toast.

[tbear]

This is a fishy thread, you all had too many beers ;)

[Sweezely]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish... and his wife!

[ronin]

His wife is that easygoing, huh?

[vik_c]

Offer a man, free beer and watch him drink like a fish!

[limbo]

Put a fish in beer and it'll drown

Put a man in beer and he'll wonder why he's never done it before, it's great you can wash yourself and drink as much as you want at the same time without the worry of needing to put clothes on...

[bedlam]

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Use a man as bait, catch a really big fish.

-b

[DamonHD]

Give a fish a beer, and she'll ask where the bicycle is...

Rgds

Damon

[ringsoft]

Buy a fish off a man, and you'll eat for a day.

Steal his fishing boat, and you'll eat for a lifetime.

[Essex_boy]

Give a man a fish and he'll ask why it isnt cover in breadcrumbs.

Or at least in Essex they would.

[DamonHD]

Hi,

Give a (Scots)man a fish, and he'll ask why it isn't deep-fried in batter and served with "chups" and "salt-n-sauce".

(This is if you can get into his cardiac ward in the first place!)

Rgds

Damon

[Wonderstuff]

Give a dyslexic man a fish, and he'll put a boxing glove on it.

[mecjfl]

both taste the same ugly =)

[httpwebwitch]

put a fish in a man's beer, and he might still drink it if it's the last beer