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my brilliant million dollar spinoff

I can tell you're excited already

         

httpwebwitch

4:25 am on Jan 18, 2006 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



In a complete 180 change of attitude, I've invented the next new spin on the Million Dollar Home Page.

I call it the Billion Dollar Home page. it's like the original one, but a thousand times better. My site is one thousand pages, each with one million pixels for sale. It can't lose!

There are already a thousand MDHP clones out there. They are all selling pixels like hotcakes, but they have one major flaw - they are spread out all over the www!

People don't want to have to visit hundreds of different sites to see imperceptibly small pixel ads. My site will be a one-stop browse-a-thon of all the microscopic icon spam you can stomach.

A million dollars may be good enough for all those other lemmings. Not me - I am aiming for the big one-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

I'd feel guilty posting this parody to the Webmaster General forum. This seemed like more of a "foo" thing

httpwebwitch

4:29 am on Jan 18, 2006 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



Oh never mind,

it's already been done:

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[edited by: trillianjedi at 3:53 pm (utc) on Jan. 20, 2006]
[edit reason] Hehe - let's not link to link farms, or give them undeserved publicity ;-) [/edit]