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Operator: "What number are you calling?"
Smart: "I'm calling Control, Operator..."
Operator: "You have dialed incorrectly. Give me your name and address and your dime will be refunded."
Smart: "Operator, I'm calling from my shoe!"
Operator: "What is the number of your shoe?"
Smart: "It's an unlisted shoe, Operator!"
I told my shoes.
We then observed a time of sad silence ...
And watched our "Get Smart" videos until we felt better.
Thank you Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 of Control,
aka Don Adams,
aka Donald James Yarmy.
13 April 1923 - 25 September 2005
And yes, I too had a thing for 99... mmmmm... I guess I still do... and which guy didn't :)