The end of the world is now scheduled

At 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014

[photon]

From here [movies.yahoo.com]:

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

But consider the source.....

[pmkpmk]

Sounds like the "Omega clouds" out of Jake McDevitt Sci-Fi (very good reading, by the way!).

[hannamyluv]

Well, I might find it almost credible except for the fact that it is listed in Y! Movies: Entertainment News & Gossip.

Oh yeah, the article can also be found here, in it's orginal publishing at the Weekly World News.
[weeklyworldnews.com...]

It was published next to "NUCLEAR ROCKET LAUNCHED AT 'UFO'" in this weeks edition.

[lawman]

Checked my calendar; I'm busy then. Someone see if they can reschedule.

[hannamyluv]

Can't reschedual, but I can sell you a room on the "space ark" that's headed out of our galaxy to avoid it. I'm told they even have high speed wireless in all the rooms.

[grandpa]

Well now, this pretty much smashes the who built the moon [webmasterworld.com] theory, doesn't it.

[vincevincevince]

9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

That's around 1401642900 to the rest of us

[tbear]

Must book a table at the 'Restaurant at the End of the Universe' for that one :)

[Webwork]

As stated famously by Woody Allen "I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Anyone know if that is possible?

Could someone sticky me a link?

[herewego]

I'm going to have to take a raincheck, that's my birthday so I'll be busy.

[Essex_boy]

I wonder how many of us will post here the next day asking why it didnt happen?.....

[macrost]

Man! That so blows, I won't get to see my 34th bday! This happens one day before, so I better get plastered on the 31st of May, stay plastered until the 3rd, and post about my headache on the 4th!