Betya'd like to have one of these...

...eh, Toilet Freaks?

[pendanticist]

Have you seen the SS Flusher [google.com], yet?

Adds new meaning to the phrase:

"Man, I gotta go-o-o-o-o..."

[encyclo]

Nice find!

[the-rocketman.com...]

powered by a fully throttleable Hybrid rocket motor capable of producing 1000 pounds of flush...'er we mean thrust

At only $25,000, it's a bargain! Quick, someone find Macguru: a new toy to accompany Rossiante!

[photon]

Macguru, how did you miss this one?!? ;)

[limbo]

that thing scares the cr@p out of me!

[Leosghost]

I notice no paper holder or flush mechanism..I presume that clean up is done via the slipstream effect?..

[pendanticist]

Burns it?

[Leosghost]

Why does your version of word association make you think of "Scottish poets" ....?
Playing "paper.. scissors..stone" must be interesting round your place ...

meanwhile ....back to the thread

[pendanticist]

One I learned in Vietnam back in '69.... [google.com]

[Leosghost]

'n I thought ye meant "Rabbie" ...

Camels I tried ..makes good fuel for cooking ..but toasting the marshmallows in your version would require a looong looong stick ...

Well for all of you hi tech people ..the sun is out today ..gonna go dig out some more of my ( to be )septic tank ..by hand ..for an hour or so ...

Wife say it's time ...as the squirrels always leave changing the paper to her ...and it gets cold in the winter in the woods..

[pendanticist]

Gee...I thought Macguru woulda commented on this one...

That's who I thought of the first time I saw it. :)