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Because he was General Electric.
Nice belt.
A: a pool table.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
A. Nothing, it just gave a little whine (wine).
and says "OW!"
"Brown or white?" asks the baker.
"White" says the man.
"Sorry", replies the baker, "we've only got brown."
"That's alright," says the man, "I've got my bike outside..."
An abstract 'joke' that used to be a favourite when I was at school...
Syzygy
Shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist his trunk until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
a stick
2.
what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
You asked for it
About a buck an ear
with some people, sports stars popstars etc, its fashionable to have their childrens names tattooed on their body in some exotic language. Like Chineese or hindi for example.
Well I had a web site that catered to these pretenious bods soooooo... I used Babel fish to translate something rude into Chinese and put it on my home page as a graphic.
I also included an alt tag that said something warm and fluffy so these fools were emailing me and saying how great it was blah blah blah and not knowing its true meaning.
Well I laughed and laughed.
Ill say sorry now if youve done this with your kids names. Sorry
A: to stomp out forest fires.
Q: why to elephants have round flat feet?
A: to stomp out burning ducks
tattooed on their body in some exotic language
This popular urban legend predates the Internet, as I remember it floating through the martial arts community when I was little.
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A: In his sleevies
A: to get to the other side...
LOL!
slight variation on the chicken joke
A. To show the skunks and armidillos it could be done.
A: You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck.
