What have you learned from your job

That has nothing to do with you job

[hannamyluv]

I have learned that there is such a thing as a cotton candy martini and that there are people with fetishes for intercourse performed in wheelchairs.

It is amazing what you see on the OV KW tool that seems rather unrelated to what you search for.

[Syzygy]

Candy floss in your drink - now that is amazing... ;-)

Syzygy

[vkaryl]

Not nearly as amazing as the OTHER thing hml learned.... at least from my perspective....

Um. What's "the OV KW tool", btw?

[Teknorat]

Not nearly as amazing as the OTHER thing hml learned.... at least from my perspective....

Um. What's "the OV KW tool", btw?

[inventory.overture.com...]

[vkaryl]

Thanks Teknorat.... that's interesting....

[Essex_boy]

I wish I hadnt learnt his, there are more sickos out there than I realised.

[Shane]

Care to describe some of the sickoo's Essex_boy?

A few stories to tell?

..... Shane

[graywolf]

Orkut, now there's place to learn some really interesting stuff (from a purely educational point of view ... really), and learn about a whole bunch of interesting stuff that is so freaky and bizzare you really wish you never knew it existed or that anybody ever did it (REALLY).

[Teknorat]

Well I learned something today- Chinese customers swearing at you on the phone in fluent Engrish are really rather amusing to listen to.

[Hawkgirl]

I've learned how to knit. I've learned some Spanish. I've learned how NOT to wear a wig. I've learned how to sneak a dog into a hospital. I've learned how to grow cucumbers. I've learned what airport screeners are really looking for in your bags. I've learned how to escape from the local county jail.

And the stuff that I've learned that's job-related is waaaaay more strange.

[duckhunter]

I've learned what airport screeners are really looking for in your bags.

Please share!

[rj87uk]

learned how to grow cucumbers.

Can you tell other people about this? :)

ps. Can you do it in Scotland!?

[gopi]

>> It is amazing what you see on the OV KW tool that seems rather unrelated to what you search for

I mainly use WT and for some time i was sooo sick of seeing offensive search phrases when kw researching almost any subject/theme ...You know there are so many pedophiles and sick fetish people out there :(

Now i turned the adult filter ON in WT and things are much better!

[BlobFisk]

I've learned how to escape from the local county jail.

Now that sounds like an interesting tale....

[Macguru]

>>ps. Can you do it in Scotland!?

Just learned that no one can grow cucumbers in Scotland...

Evidence A [google.com]
Evidence B [google.com]

[encyclo]

I've just learned that Yahoo is better than Google:

Just learned that no one can grow cucumbers in Scotland...

Evidence C [ca.search.yahoo.com]

[Macguru]

<reading the funny>

Ha ha!

Now wee just learned why rj87uk cried for help, he got a weak spot for Gin!

Surely not a 'real' Scott... ;)

[Hawkgirl]

> I've learned how to escape from the local county jail.

Now that sounds like an interesting tale....

The best part is that the guy who told me how to do it was one of the correctional officers.

[Syzygy]

Cucumbers in Scotland [google.com]..;-)

I've learned how to escape from the local county jail.

The best part is that the guy who told me how to do it was one of the correctional officers.

Yes, do go on... we're all curious...

Syzygy

[greenleaves]

I've learned that many people want to buy Xanax, Valium and viagra for their cats and dogs. I have also learned that people like to snort xanax and other medications.

[Syzygy]

I've learned that many people want to buy Xanax, Valium and viagra for their cats and dogs. I have also learned that people like to snort xanax and other medications.

What, they snort that stuff with their cats and dogs?

;-)

Syzygy

[encyclo]

I've learned that many people want to buy Xanax, Valium and viagra for their cats and dogs.

That's nothing - some people take that kind of rubbish themselves!

[grelmar]

I learned that the local phone company's billing servers don't communicate with the servers that actually control the network.

They do, however, communicate with the systems that track long distance.

It's possible to have an active phone line, with all the custom calling features you could ever want, and never receive a bill for it.

But place one long distance call, and they'll hunt you down.

[Macguru]

>>It's possible to have an active phone line, with all the custom calling features you could ever want, and never receive a bill for it.

grelmar, I can't write to you anymore, it says "sticky mail full", whats up? ;)

[chrisnrae]

I've learned that you never, EVER, say the word crackhead loudly in a Boston hotel. Ever.

[macrost]

I've learned that you never, EVER, say the word crackhead loudly in a Boston hotel. Ever.

Please do tell more!

[lawman]

Crackhead means different things to different people. In Boston, a real crackhead (not an affiliate) took offense. :)

[rj87uk]

I just learned how to look at everyones screens in the whole company with WINvnc :)

[macrost]

oh rj, you didn't did you? Just make sure that you don't have their keyboard and mouse turned off when you vnc to their box.