My WebmasterWorld Hymn

Sang to the tune "Let my people go"

[bakedjake]

So, while I'm waiting for this %$#$% RAID array on the server to rebuild, I wrote a little song. It goes like this:

WebmasterWorld Hymn (Let My Websites Go)

So the SEM to GoogleGuy said
Let my websites go
And if you don't I'll cry, Yahoo_Mike
Let my websites go

Chorus:
Go down, spam
Way down to the bottom 100 land
Tell the SE man
Let my websites go

One day I came and all was gone
Let my websites go
And some doorway was at number one
Let my websites go

Chorus:
Go down, spam
Way down to the bottom 100 land
Tell the SE man
Let my websites go

Then came Florida and I was worried'a
Let my websites go
Hilltop, schmilltop, tired of these SE cops
Let my websites go

Chorus:
Go down, spam
Way down to the bottom 100 land
Tell the SE man
Let my websites go

Lately my linking doesn't work
Let my websites go
I can't rank for 6 months you jerk
Let my websites go

Chorus:
Go down, spam
Way down to the bottom 100 land
Tell the SE man
Let my websites go

The End

[hooloovoo22]

so the live performance will be with elvis on the first night of pubcon right?

[chrisnrae]

LMAOROFL. Priceless. ;)

[werty]

Woah, someone needs a vacation...

I say we sing that this weekend!

[ThomasB]

hmm ... don't really like it for all of my stuff ... would prefer

Go up, spam
Way up to the top 1 land

Looking forward to sing it in Vegas though :)

[SEGuru2]

Crazy Man!

[kodaks]

Wow... you must have been boooooorrrrrrreeeeedddd! :) Great song!

[Warren]

I think the outcome of this is to make sure Jake doesn't get bored again!

Can't wait to see the video clip Jake.

[macrost]

bakedjake,
Please take a little time off! (But it is catchy, I was singing it with a tune!)

[hannamyluv]

Jake, after reading the things you post on Fridays for the past few months, I think it may be best that you no longer work on Fridays. ;)

[EarWig]

Jake you nut!
The people in white coats will be with you soon:)

As said before "priceless"
I`ll get my band to record it and send you a copy! JK

Ray

[sem4u]

ROFL! :)

[Leosghost]

Can we expect Jenstar and Hawkgirl on backing vocals and chorus "doo-waps" when the video comes to WebmasterWorld?