Last week was puns, this week daffynitions

now that I know there are similar bad tastes in humor

[hooloovoo22]

along the same train of thought as puns, some of my favorite daffynitions:

Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.
Coffee: Break fluid
Geometry: What the acorn said when it grew up
Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
Stick: A boomerang that doesn't come back

got any?

[greenleaves]

History: His story

Diplomat: a person who can send you to hell in such a way, that you will be waiting to go...

[tbear]

Musical definitions:

A diminished fifth: An empty bottle of Jack Daniels...
Perfect Fifth: A full bottle of Jack Daniels
Augmented Fifth: A 36-ounce bottle
Bar Line: A gathering of people, usually among which may be found a musician or two
Clef: What you try never to fall off of
Bass Clef: Where you wind up if you do fall off
Perfect Pitch: The smooth coating on a freshly paved road
Relative Major: An uncle in the Marine Corps
Relative Minor: A girlfriend
Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues

Somebody stop me please..........

[PatrickDeese]

I like Ambrose Bierce's definition of love:

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

I know, its not a pun :)

[j4mes]

Coffee: someone who is coughed upon.

[lawman]

paradox:

two doctors

[Woz]

Pachydermatologist!

Veterinarian who specialises in Elephantine Skin Diseases.

Onya
Woz

[john_k]

One of my old roommates could remember the name and face of any sexy actress, model, singer, etc. no matter how obscure. Even the good looking "friends of a friend" that he met only one time he remembered. He claimed to have a photogenic memory.