Do We All Have Brain Damage?

ape walks upright like humans

[lawman]

[news.xinhuanet.com...]

A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only, like humans . . . her veterinarian says the only possible explanation is that the monkey suffered brain damage . . .

[Macguru]

Oh! That's why I feel so superior walking on 4 legs and scratching my butt in public...

[mivox]

Well, that would certainly explain most of modern politics and the legal system. ;)

(...the brain damaged monkey, not Macguru's butt-scratching habit...)

[Macguru]

>>...the brain damaged monkey, not Macguru's butt-scratching habit...

You really see a difference between modern politics and the legal system and my butt-scratching habit?

Let's try to avoid politics, from now on, and stick to butt scratching habits, per forum charter. :)

[mivox]

No, I'm just saying your itchy butt doesn't provide an explanation for it. ;)

[Macguru]

Ok then, if itchy butts doesn't provide you some logical explanations for some politics, I give up. We all suffer severe brain damage.

[mivox]

I walk upright. I can't help the brain damage.

[lawman]

Haha. When I first joined WW I thought Macguru and Mivox escaped the asylum together. So far nothing has changed that opinion.

[vkaryl]

*snicker* Do MacGuru and Mivox know each other in.... um. ANYTHING I append to that is going to be wrong....

Nev'mind.

[Macguru]

There are various rumors about us, some say we are twins separated at birth. This is partially true, since I was her placenta.

[roscoepico]

Letterman said tonight, the monkey plans on running for Governor of California.

[limbo]

I dont know what to be more concerned about, the fact that I am a brain damaged monkey (if you knew me this would be quite apparent!) or the fact that macaguru is a placenta?

[iamlost]

I always knew there was something just a little bit different about Macguru.

Something to be said for Canada - where else are you likely to encounter a bike riding, Foo-rench speaking, mac using, disposable female body part passing as male? Complete I am told with quality GF and gainful employment. Incroyable!

[Macguru]

Of course, I am not anyone's placenta.

>>Incroyable!

Ok, the true story is mivox ran the asylum and decided to set me free because I was a bad example for the other patients. Happy now?

[mivox]

Yeah if I'd let him stay, pretty soon all the patients would have been running around on all fours, scratching their butts all the time.

We just couldn't have that.

[Macguru]

I took that as I was a natural born leader, and slowly built self esteem from there.

No hard feelings, mivox. (not mentionning, the food was really bad at the estate)

[Leosghost]

"One flew over the Webmasters forum..?"

[mivox]

No, he definitely couldn't fly. Have you ever seen a knuckle-walking monkey-boy fly?

[Leosghost]

Have you ever seen a knuckle-walking monkey-boy fly?

Chinese film ..very long ..called Monkey ...I think they did a remake recently with digital FX....New I'd seen the face somewhere

[Macguru]

I challenge you to find anyone who can fly on his own and scratch his butt at the same time. I got some priorities!

[mivox]

Haven't you seen the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz? You just need wings and arms. Find a laboratory geneticist, and see if you can be spliced with a large bird, like a condor.

[Macguru]

>>Find a laboratory geneticist

At a glance, he suggested I should invest in other priorities. Any ideas?

[mivox]

Anti-itch shampoo?

[Macguru]

Got a bottle here, but the label reads "Not tested on animals". Do you think I should risk it?

[mivox]

Well, if it works, you can send the manufacturer the results of your test. I'm sure they'll appreciate it. :)

[Leosghost]

I just got some spam about embarassing itching..you want I should give them your sticky mail?

[Macguru]

>>about embarassing itching

I dont feel it's embarassing.

>>Anti-itch shampoo?

I will never have this stuff again! Tastes awful.