Happy Birthday To Me

I love Nacho Cheese

[bakedjake]

[cnn.com...]

According to police, he was stark naked and was carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese.

"The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders," Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer said.

About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen.

[Macguru]

Where can we send you clothes, oranges and cake Jake?

[Goober]

Was he scooping the cheese off his body? If so, where?

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Goober

Bad form: Happy Birthday. Perhaps you too will experience the warm goodness of curds and whey?

<edit: added warm salutation>

[hannamyluv]

That's what I call one hellava birthday story... ;)

[Teknorat]

For his 23rd? Maybe his 21st wasn't all that good and he was trying to make up.

[macrost]

Haha, that's exactly what I was thinking!

[Leosghost]

Didn't know you were Scots..