Note To Self:

[JasonD]

When Chopping Food (especially Yellow Pimentos) make sure that thumb is not under knife!

I have also learnt that veggies don't like the extra meat in the meal and that's it's damn hard to type without the use of a thumb

[macrost]

:)
I suppose it would be hard using the space bar w/o the use of one.
However I just noticed that I only use my right thumb most of the time. Wait, I do use my left also. Finding this out as I'm typing. Boy, I am ate up!

[Timotheos]

You don't work here do you?

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[John_Caius]

Notice in the butcher's shop:

The owner politely requests that mothers do not sit their babies on the meat slicer as we are getting a little behind in our orders. Thank you.

;)

[kodaks]

Brings new meaning to the phrase "finger food" :)

[Webwork]

Note to self: Do not wear open toe sandals when walking about the he-man store with lumber cart loaded with heavy load. Anciallary note: Move feet when performing he-man macho act of yanking lumber cart sideways to make way for elderly woman in wheelchair. Epilogue: Failure to observe the above can result in injury involving ripping toenail from nailbed of large toe, fracturing toe, and culling a large hunk of meat from end of toe.

I admit: I was obliviously macho when performing heroic and manly act of deadlifting cart to yank it sideways, instead of gingerly rolling it along a few more feet.