One spammy day

12:47AM poems are great!

[TheDave]

I get woken by my alarm, it's spam
I check my emails, it's spam
I get a catalogue in the mailbox, it's spam
I step in dog poo, it's spam
I get a telemarketing call, it's spam
I answer the door, it's spam
I turn on the TV, it's spam
I go on the internet, it's spam
I play an online game, it's spam*
I get stuck in traffic, it's spam+
I put too much sauce on my pie, it's spam
I have to go to sleep, it's spam

Like Pyle from Full Metal Jacket:

I am ... in a world of spam

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* spam is very commonly used in online shooters to describe useless undirected shooting in the hopes of hitting something

+ L-platers are n00bs

- this poem may not make sense in the morning

Goodspam everyspam, I need to get some spam

[Fiver]

not all poems are created equal. In mho, you do rank higher on the list of the best poetry in the known galaxy than Grunthos the Flatulent.

Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummers morn...

[vkaryl]

Now WAIT just a damn minute. Just because Grunthos is a barbarian from a backward world and hasn't EVER been granted the benefits of an excellent state-supported-and-provide education, that's NO REASON to denigrate his goddess-granted ability to ....

.... to....

Um. Whatever.

[TheDave]

Hey I was right! It doesn't make sense in the morning ;P

Maybe I'll try a mid-day haiku

I like spamming things
Spamming my spam everywhere
Put some more spam there

[whoisgregg]

Since TheDave doesn't have to strap down the recipients of his art in "poetry appreciation chairs" it could be said that he is definitely superior to Grunthos.

[TheDave]

You've never been to one of my recitals ;P