Fake scratch and win lottery tickets

Damn good fun

[pmac]

Ever seen these? Everyone is a winner. :)

Just gave one to my 12 year old daughter. She is dancing all over the house singing at the top of her lungs that she is going to buy a horse. :)

I'm gonna go break the news now. LOL

[mivox]

Oh, you're evil! Evil, you hear me? ;)

Dash a child's dreams of buying a horse...

[Fiver]

I've heard some... unfortunate stories to do with those.

[pmac]

>Evil,<

Yeah, she's a touch pissed off. Would have been more evil if she hadn't seen the trick played on america's funniest home videos a couple weeks ago.

;P

[iamlost]

I think a good case could be made that you are the lottery provider and therefore responsible for providing her with a horse.

Or ...

That you are running an illegal lottery and therefore liable to have her feed you peanuts through the bars.

And I think the WebmasterWorld concensus is that pmac is evil ;-)

[pmac]

*chuckle*

This story actually goes back a couple of weeks. I'm not sure how it came up, but we got on the subject of practical jokes. She and her mom decided afterwards that it might be funny to fill my running shoes with whipped cream.

I usually prefer my whipped cream on strawberries.

She had a good laugh and I tried to explain to her that I would not respond to this massive breach of protocol until a later date because revenge is a dish best served cold. She didn't really grasp what that meant until today. Little did I realize that this small lesson in a figure of speech would spawn so much fun. :)

[Macguru]

>>fill my running shoes with whipped cream.

Sure it was meant to be a practical joke or they just ran out of the regular spray [drscholls.com]?

[pmac]

ROFLMAO

[lawman]

Haha, Odor Destroyers. Maybe next time you can do a scratch and sniff.

[pmac]

I'm never posting in foo again.

[Macguru]

Awww come on pmac, we were just having a breath of fresh air here. Hush now, have some candy [bewarethecheese.com] and welcome back any time.

[mivox]

I'm never posting in foo again.
Liar, liar, pants on fire... ;)

candy
ROFLMAO!

[iamlost]

And can we expect an update when she gets you back?

She and her mom decided afterwards that it might be funny to fill my running shoes with whipped cream.

And just what was/is your "revenge" on her mom?

And just where does Macguru get all the (in)appropriate graphics for every foo occasion?

[pmac]

>where does Macguru get all the (in)appropriate graphics<

He must have photo-shopped that one. Right? Right?

>was/is your "revenge" on her mom? <

You obviously haven't met her. No way in hell am I messing with her. Duh.

[Macguru]

Glad to see you back pmac. Consider foo as your new favorite traditional Japenese restaurant from now on... ;)

>>get all the (in)appropriate graphics

I was a teenager during the 70's, so I guess it's just plain regular brain damage.

[walkman]

that is one sick joke. You should be ashemed of yourself. Where can you get them?

[wavebird23]

In the U.S., any prank store, like Spencers. Also search google for "buy fake lottery tickets".