You know you've used a computer for too long when...

[DrDoc]

...your car is having problems starting, and you seriously think closing all windows first would help.

[shasan]

Then you try getting out and then getting back in again.

[nancyb]

you madly "click" the ignition key with your index finger...

[DrDoc]

...you get mad because your popup blocker has no effect on the billboards

[shasan]

you catch yourself desparately trying to degauss your wife.

[DrDoc]

...and then, embarassed, you realize she already was degaussed, so you try to [Esc] or [Ctrl][Alt][Del] yourself out of the situation...

[chadmg]

when that doesn't work you try defragment and then there's always format c.

[DrDoc]

...or you just change the theme

[TheDoctor]

...when your mobile phone stops sending or receiving messages, so you switch it off and on again, to see if rebooting solves the problem.

(Well, actually, it did!)

[Distel]

...when your children don't get born; they get released

[Sinner_G]

>...when your children don't get born; they get released

...and then you call your second child 2.0

...until you finally just call them after the year they were released.

:)

[HughMungus]

...your left lower arm is hairy and your right lower arm is not.

[DrDoc]

Eew, HughMungus ;)

[smellystudent]

I want to call the office, so I go to the nearest phone and type in the IP address of the mail server.

[chadmg]

when you start calling people by their screen names like neo and morpheus

[DrDoc]

...when you go to print out the tent you just bought online.

[Distel]

...when you tell your doctor that your immunity daemon seems to be suffering from a fatal error.

[Distel]

...when you hover your hand over underlined text in the newspaper to see if it changes color.

[lasko]

.....when you try to press alt + tab on a remote control to change the screen on the T.V

[chadmg]

when you try desperately to delete your boss or upgrade your job

[Distel]

... when you search your car's dashboard for a button that will adjust the windshield's resolution.

[Strange]

When you long for the times of your TRS80 while desperately trying to boot into safe mode after windows throws a BSOD just before taking a baseball bat to the infernal machine.

[weblamer2]

Now now, dont use this thread as an exuse to bash the trs-80

[JollyK]

... when someone says something amusing ... and you say (out loud,mind you), "LOL!"

(Not funny, actually. I did that yesterday. heh)

[garann]

..when you do something stupid and immediately think "Ctrl+Z! Ctrl+Z!"

[graywolf]

You are listening to a CD in the car and keep looking at the display waiting for it display the track info from CDDB.

[bedlam]

...when you get p*ssed off at your textbooks because [ctrl][F] doesn't work...

-B

[Sinner_G]

Got a new one, fresh from this morning:

...when you trim your beard and look for a screen ruler in your mirror to make it symmetric...

Sad, I know.

[chris_f]

... you find this thread funny

;) atob, c (laughing)

[Brett_Tabke]

...when you highlight your account balance on your online bank and get ticked that you can paste it to your wallet.