After a big surge in junk mail over the last few days (umlauts, accented characters, simple subject lines), and some time spent in my filters list, it was nice to receive a good, dyed in the wool, original, yearn for the old times piece of junk:
FWD: T*ts of the week (my asterisk)
Nothing underhand, no silly characters or deception, just straightforward cr*p. And it was from an AOL address. Aah, nostalgia.