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Has Anyone Ever "seen" a Googlebot

all i ever see are googlebot droppings in my log files

         

onedumbear

7:47 pm on Sep 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

10+ Year Member



Googlebot and Santa Clause,
I see some interesting similarities.
Both of them can go around the world in one night.
Everyone is happy that they came.
No one ever see's them.
They like to eat alot.

I've at least seen pictures of santa, anyone got one of googlebot?

DaveN

7:57 pm on Sep 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



catch one.....

it is so easy put a web server online (it must be your own) setup a small program to let you when GboT has arrived. Now this is important because they are quick, wait until he gets deep in to the site about two or three layers, then with an axe in hand cut throw all the cables except the power cable this would kill the GboT and most probably hurt you a lot too.

once all the cables except the life support cable has been cut slowly remove the side casing and and harddisk drive (leave power connected), remove the security warning labels Google pay hard disk manufacturers to add these, remove the six screws and now you should see the HD platters spinning he's in there just stick your fingers in and hey presto you have a Gbot.

DaveN

warning loss of fingers can hurt.

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7:58 pm on Sep 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

claus

7:59 pm on Sep 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



I think this one comes closest to an official photo: [google.com...]

- although i think it may in fact be the one featured to the right on the third picture of the second row here:

[google.com...]

AAnnAArchy

8:01 pm on Sep 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

WebmasterWorld Senior Member 10+ Year Member



If you have a message board, you can see who's online. Right now Googlebot is reading all kinds of interesting things, plus it's trying to get into the chat room. If it doesn't sign up for account, it's not going to get to chat with my kids though. tsk! tsk! Apparently now it wants some Winamp Skins. It's an eclectic bot.