chat up lines

im single male and in need.....

[humpingdan]

how do i do it, u lucky things with Gf's, just lost mine - how do i get bk on the horse after two years?

[Goober]

Sorry to hear that you lost yours. Just let some water pass under the bridge and then start looking again. If you get another too soon, you'll be doing it for all the wrong reasons.

Good luck,

Goober

[Nick_W]

Get a puppy ;)

Nick

[limbo]

It's just like riding a bike, err...

[DaveN]

wanna see my backlinks

DaveN

[richardb]

Horses, puppies, bikes!

Ouch!

[Nick_W]

>>wanna see my backlinks

ROTFLMFAO!

Nick

[Stretch]

[viral.lycos.co.uk...]

Some real classics...

[deejay]

wanna see my backlinks

*coff* well at least that's better than 'wanna see how long my green bar is?'

[chiyo]

just don't start with...

"...Hi! my name is humpingdan..."

[killroy]

I think that nick is all you need ;)

SN

[humpingdan]

thanks for all ur suggestions, god i love this forum

ww will u go out with me?

[Hawkgirl]

Careful, you're sounding desperate. ;)

[humpingdan]

are u a girl, hawkgirl?
ASL?

lol

[werty]

One thing I learned is that most women do not like to hear or talk about search engines or the internet...

My suggestion is to carry on as normal, look toward your friends and just start going out. Do not be on the prowl. When you are ready for a relationship one will find you.

Either that or come to Chicago, stay out drinking till 4am(5 on sats) and around last call love(some call it desperation) will be in the air.

[DaveN]

wanna crosslink or
can i insert my anchor text in your body

is a another good one

DaveN

[DaveN]

and last but not least

i have a floppy disk in my pocket, come back to my site and i will show you my harddisk

DaveN

[le_gber]

DAveN al that is good if ou want to chat up a computer geek but what do you say if you don't want to ;)

Leo

ps good luck to you humpingdan, it's never easy to be alone after so long.

[AAnnAArchy]

<<One thing I learned is that most women do not like to hear or talk about search engines or the internet...>>

Search engines, yeah, most don't, but the internet as a whole? Lots of women love the internet. The internet is just full of all of the things that *everyone* likes, even if they don't know it yet. Physics, flowers, poetry, chocolate, puppies, books, how-to-pick-up-chicks, power tools, shoes, etc.

Perhaps if Dan changed his nick to NiceDan or SensitiveDan.

[mivox]

I think "RougishYetHandsomeDan" would get the quickest results, but SensitiveDan would probably be a better choice in the long term.

[humpingdan]

i like it, might put in a request for name change?

nice one!

any one free tonight?

[lawman]

how do i get bk on the horse?

ww will u go out with me?

are u a girl?

any one free tonight?

HD, you are starting to look desperate. :)

Besides, this is Foo, not a lonely hearts club.

lawman