Friday Word Game!

hehe

[Nick_W]

Rules:
1. No brand names.
2. No URLs.
3. Dont be crude! :P
4. If you post at the same time as someone else, and the sentence becomes weird then STOP, and then whoever posted second has to edit their post with a new word.
5. If you end a sentence then you have to start a new one.
6. You cant post twice in a row - you have to wait till someone else posts!
7. One word per turn only
8. Shak must feature in the second sentence or the game is null and void.

I'll start:

Once

Nick

[Chndru]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems

[graywolf]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters

[Chndru]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters
with

[graywolf]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters
with furry

[Chndru]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters
with furry blue-berrys

[graywolf]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters
with furry blue-berrys embroidered

[SlowMove]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from

[martinibuster]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries

[Nick_W]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old

Nick

[bcolflesh]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair

[SMXwebcrawler]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed

[martinibuster]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like

[edited by: martinibuster at 9:56 pm (utc) on Sep. 5, 2003]

[Nick_W]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed projectile

Nick

[SMXwebcrawler]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed projectile upon

[martinibuster]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon

[SMXwebcrawler]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed upon cat-like buttocks

[martinibuster]

Please, let's get this right

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon

This is the correct order of the words

[Quinn]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt

[SlowMove]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before

[edited by: SlowMove at 10:13 pm (utc) on Sep. 5, 2003]

[martinibuster]

Can we keep this straight? See what you started, NickW? :)

[SMXwebcrawler]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his

[SlowMove]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience

[hasbeen]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled

[SlowMove]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like

[SMXwebcrawler]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a

[Nick_W]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter

Nick

[SlowMove]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about

[SMXwebcrawler]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!

[martinibuster]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!

Please,

[SuzyUK]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!

Please, take