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He seduced me, whispered sweet nothings in my ear. I listened. Oh, how I listened. And I believed.
I’d love you more if you were optimized, he said. So I optimized.
I’d love you more if you were listed in DMOZ, he said. So I listed in DMOZ.
I’d love you more if you had bigger linkings, he said. So I got bigger linkings (even though it meant I had to swallow my pride and take to the streets like a whore so I could pay for them).
Things were good for a while. Yes, things were very good. And then he started to change. I began to find signs of strange serps everywhere I looked. I panicked. I tried even harder. I gave, and he took. And yet it happened.
Google dumped me. Like a ton of bricks. Like a gigabyte of data. He ran off with someone younger, someone who looked up to him, admired him for his new algos.
So here I sit. Alone in the big city, with nothing to show for my days here except a battered heart and a broken page rank. *sigh*
Does anyone know if Ink is dating these days?
So much for monogamy! :)
