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You know you have had too much to drink when..........
you just erased what you were going to post because it was just too self-incriminating
You wake up as a foo co-moderator...
1. you crap yourselve when you mean to fart
2. you pee the bed, in a warm water dream
3. you wake up with your chip supper in bed with you
4. you don't recognise or wish to acknowledge the existence of the ugly one in bed with you
5. you fall asleep at the bar and have the pranksters draw all over your face with lipstick
6. you can't get laid
7. you think the difference between gay and straight is another six pints
8. end up in houses of ill repuit
9. the beer monster has crapped in your mouth leaving your tougue feeling like Gandi's flip-flop, punched you in the head, and stolen all your money.
You end up driving around London after the bar lets out, and you have to rely on the car's navigation system to get you back to the hotel.
He took my money, all my cigarettes and my mobile phone last week! Greedy little swine!
1. You wake up in a room filled with guys wearing orange jumpsuits and your breakfast arrives, through a hole in the door.
2. You find yourself explaining to your professor why you needed to call at 4 a.m. to explain why you needed to switch your thesis.
3. You find yourself in line with 4 other guys at a 5-star restaurant, each of you wearing nothing but a black bowtie in order to comply with the restaurant's black tie policy... (that explains #1)
DH,
easy - that sounds like a story and a half.
I know I have had too much to drink when... I convince myself that the 21 year old blonde babe at the bar will find my fat middle aged body appealing.
is actually interested in any thing other than the obvious.
Jeez, caine and DG - My heroes: Almost ALL of that has happened to me!
When my breakfasted arrived through a hole in the door the only consolation was seeing my friend walk by to use the toilet as I gazed confusedly out of the grill.
When I thought the difference between gay and straight was alcohol I ended up being chased by a mob down the kings rd. ;)
I always seem to want to strip when really, really drunk? - not the 'tease type' just to run down a major rd with no clothes on... weird!
Nick
Who has a drink right now? - I do ;) - Maribo Munke Øl - Very tastey...
Nick
<Who has a drink right now?> not yet but i can see the lads getting me a bit drunk tonight. leaving for london tomorrow so they arent gonna let me leave without having a good drinking session first....only good things can happen;)
[edited by: WildAngel at 4:02 pm (utc) on Aug. 22, 2003]
...guy sitting at the bar next to you with his girlfriend...
Which is about the time both of you better hope the girlfriend hasn't been drinking enough to forget about assault and battery laws. ;)
You wake up wearing nothing but a condom.
... you don't know how many you have had.
... you don't care any more how good the Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt (choose one depending on your preference) look-alike sitting next to you looks.
... you start drawing on your own face with lipstick.
... you find yourself wearing clothes of the opposite sex and have no clue their owner might be.
... you start telling your date how great your mom is.
You wake up wearing nothing but a condom.
Preferable to (and a few drinks shy of) waking up without one. ;)
Preferable to (and a few drinks shy of) waking up without one.
No one said WHERE it was worn...
I once (perfectly sober, mind you) put a condom on like a sock, as a demonstration for a friend who said her boyfriend wouldn't wear them because they *cough* "were too small" to fit him.
