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Go get some chicken lips from the butchers. He was all over the town trying to find some. Now all new recruits get the same errand. Ranks up there with sending muppets out for:
A long wait
Tartan paint
Glass hammer (they do really exist by the way)
Left handed screw driver
etc etc….
I have done loads of things but I cant remember them due to being under the influence :)
i went to a very formal 21st a year ago...a friend and myself had one to many cocktails..and decided to swop skirts...not sure why we wanted to do this but it made sense at the time...anyway the bathroom was occupied so we walked into the nearest room and decided to do it there...the room was dark...anyway we both took off our skirts and as we did this the light came on and about 10 men walked into the room, they just stood there mouths open staring at us...we had walked into the owner of the house's office and he was standing there with a few business colleges. you can imagine what it looked like;)all we wanted to do was change skirts...we didnt explain why we were there..we just smiled and walked out in our underwear...:)