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Friday Funnies Jan 9th 2025

Since the FB ain't doing Fact checking, why not..

         

blend27

7:34 pm on Jan 9, 2025 (gmt 0)

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Man calls Dad.

Dad says even the dog is wearing RedHat Now!

You Go Boy!

blend27

7:36 pm on Jan 9, 2025 (gmt 0)

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Since it takes a while to get to Friday now days, why not?

Keep it subtle, please...

Mark_A

9:54 am on Jan 10, 2025 (gmt 0)

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Interviewer asks "and what is your greatest weakness?"
Interviewee responds "honesty"
Interviewer responds "I don't see that as being a weakness!"
Interviewee responds "I don't give a stuff what you think!"

ronin

9:32 pm on Jan 10, 2025 (gmt 0)

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In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

lucy24

4:29 am on Jan 11, 2025 (gmt 0)

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:: fond recollection of “If the TARDIS had an index file, we could look up Index File in the index file” ::

engine

11:25 am on Jan 17, 2025 (gmt 0)

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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
It let out a little wine.

Jonesy

10:56 pm on Jan 29, 2025 (gmt 0)

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To stay on 'topic':

I chuckle every time I visit the Girls Scouts website
and they remind me that they use cookies.

blend27

6:13 pm on Feb 20, 2025 (gmt 0)

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Tomorrow is Friday again!

Will you own your turf?

P.S: .. use cookies..

Jonesy

1:24 pm on Feb 23, 2025 (gmt 0)

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Seems to me that British websites should use biscuits.

ronin

10:54 pm on Feb 23, 2025 (gmt 0)

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Seems to me that British websites should use biscuits.

Sure. But then we'd want to use background-colour in our CSS and <dialogue> in our HTML and TubeStation & Cinema (instead of SubwayStation & MovieTheater) in our schema .org based JSON-LD. ;-)

Martin Potter

12:25 am on Feb 25, 2025 (gmt 0)

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And a background <img> of some bloke changing a tyre on a lorry at night with his mate holding a torch.
Ahh, the richness of the English language!

blend27

1:18 pm on Feb 27, 2025 (gmt 0)

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-- Ahh, the richness of the English language! ---

You don't say....

I live next to Public Library, like for realzzz.. After a Public Library property ends there is a Used Cars Lot with about 20 of cars on the lot. Owned by a 2 Egyptians.

So yesterday me being a *ick, I go in looking for a Used Car for under 5K USD. They have this Volkswagen Passat on the lot, looks mint, burgundy color, but nice - no BODY Damage.

Younger one takes me in and tries to get my number and email. So we sit down. I ask what is his but-tome line on this Passat. You know the usual....

Blah, Blah, Blahhhaa...

So I ask for a Manager...

Gives me a Car Fax Report on the screen, Nice. Then tries to show me other details as "the wood" from a website they have about the Car....

And then I say...

GIVE ME YOUR MICE!

Now both of them standing there looking at computer screen..

here we go...

Point at the Price > right click >> inspect element >>> change the price to 3200$ >>>> Hit Print...

It was Epic.