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I was waiting throughout the film to actually care what happended.
OH! That's IT. That's exactly how I felt about that movie... except a few things I laughed at. No really exciting fight scenes, no really intriguing plot development, and the suspense was exactly that: waiting for something -- anything -- to care about.
Great re-write. :) Clearly it was "meant" to be a comedy, and the real script writers didn't realize it.