A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing, its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
Personally, I'm just happy those books didn't find their way into the hands of SEO newbies.