Just Another Webmaster Joke to Contemplate

[Sgt_Kickaxe]

Is it your ability to love that makes you human or is it just your ability to select each image containing a fire hydrant?

[ronin]

I don't think it's love.

it's definitely not your opposable thumbs.

Maybe it's your metacognition?

[ronin]

Perhaps I should add:

A CAPTCHA capable of testing meta-cognitive ability would be something to see.

[LifeinAsia]

I think it's the ability to use opposable thumbs to select each image with a fire hydrant.

[lucy24]

Can a robotic dog identify a fire hydrant?

[tangor]

Excuse me, still trying to figure out what love has to do with fire hydrants.

[not2easy]

Can a robotic dog identify a fire hydrant?

Maybe, if equipped with olfactory recognition?

[LifeinAsia]

Maybe, if equipped with olfactory recognition?

But how do you recognize an olfactory? I always confuse them with nufactories.

[not2easy]

Dust. Dirty windows and dust.

[lucy24]

still trying to figure out what love has to do with fire hydrants

Question for Tina Turner, surely.

[Kendo]

I had to select chimneys yesterday because because AI had detected too much activity from my IP address. I was visiting an online parts catalogue from my server and it is not like a lot of users can access the Internet from there. So I tried Ebay and got the same intelligent message.

[Sgt_Kickaxe]

I get boats, busses and motorcycles most often... "hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE" should be played in the background while selecting them - [youtube.com...]

[Dimitri]

I was visiting an online parts catalogue from my server and it is not like a lot of users can access the Internet from there.

AI had detected too much activity from my IP address

The mention of your (our) IP is a generic message. It can also be related to the IP range.

In your case, this is because you IP belongs to a Datacenter, which is suspect, compared to a residential IP, for example.

[Kendo]

IP belongs to a Datacenter, which is suspect, compared to a residential IP, for example.

Truth be known it is the individual users that should be suspect because of all the potentially invasive hits that I see in my logs, most are from mobile devices.

[lucy24]

I get those G### captchas periodically on my home desktop, typically after the second or third search within less than five minutes.

In a different venue, I would be able to say:
[cosgan.de...]