Realtors live to sell another day

[iamlost]

This Bing search result page eBay ad :

House For Sale <location snipped> on eBay - Find It On eBay
<url snipped>
Free Shipping Available. Buy House for sale <location snipped> on eBay. Money Back Guarantee!

is my new favourite ridiculous ad spend silly match.
Buyers will be saddened, realtors thrilled that the landing page lists:

0 results for house for sale <location snipped>

No exact matches found

I especially liked the free shipping.

[lucy24]

A mobile home whose price includes delivery might be a pretty sweet deal. Or, hey, could be a houseboat. Price includes shipping from Srinagar to Victoria.

[JS_Harris]

Then a little toy model boat shows up.