Would if could

[iamlost]

Ah the loverly illogic of it all:

If you do not have access to a computer or mobile device and would like to request a paper copy of the operating proposal please email business.boating @canalrivertrust.org.uk

[edited by: engine at 4:27 pm (utc) on Sep 4, 2020]
[edit reason] de-linked [/edit]

[NickMNS]

Is this a Tangor Friday Funnies joke?

[mack]

Whoever created that text is genius! I could never think up something like that.

Mack.

[engine]

Brilliant, and setting the standards.

[lucy24]

If you do not have access to a computer or mobile device

Please tell me this brilliant piece of text is located on a web page.

Oddly enough, I think I know what they're trying to say: If you cannot download content (for example, you’re on a public machine at the library, or your elderly smartphone is full up), you can email and ask for a physical copy. But it cannot be said that the wording is very well thought-out.

[iamlost]

... I think I know what they're trying to say: If you cannot download content (for example, you’re on a public machine at the library, or your elderly smartphone is full up), you can email and ask for a physical copy.

That was my second thought after I stopped roflmao. Yes, it is on a web page. Given my initial reaction, though, I thought it an appropriate foo funny.