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12:40 pm on Feb 2, 2017 (gmt 0)

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Hey friends, I have two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl box seats plus airfare, accommodation, etc. Unfortunately, I did not realize when I bought them that it was going to be the same day as my wedding, Sunday being a most unusual day for a future bride to pick. Turns out the date goes back centuries in her family as the official family wedding date long held as a date made for love and a long successful life.

Accordingly I can't go.

If you know anyone who is interested and wants to go instead , it's at St. Peter's Church on 23rd Street, in Nashville, Tennessee, at 3 p.m. Her name is Louise, she is 5'4", is about 125 lbs, is a great cook, and makes $130,000 a year. Obviously she will be the one in the white dress. Just let me know.
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If you know anyone who is interested and wants to go instead , it's at St. Peter's Church on 23rd Street, in Nashville, Tennessee, at 3 p.m. Her name is Louise, she is 5'4", is about 125 lbs, is a great cook, and makes $130,000 a year. Obviously she will be the one in the white dress. Just let me know.


The way you have written it implies that you are looking for somebody to go to church, so that you can go to Super Bowl. If you can find a doppelganger, this might work... or perhaps not...
Good luck anyway!
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it implies that you are looking for somebody to go to church, so that you can go to Super Bowl.
Um, yeah. That was pretty much the point of the joke.
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hehehe, yes, good joke LiA
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Reminds me of the one with the punch line “No, because they’re all at the funeral.”
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U been working to long
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hahaha nice one!

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Hi there LifeinAsia,
I would suggest that you avoid both of
those tedious activities, like the plague. ;)


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Ahhhh... there's nothing like True Love ...
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Just to be clear, I posted this for a friend!

I'm already married. Plus I record the Super Bowl at home so I can fast forward through that annoying football stuff and just watch the commercials.
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The Super Bowl... that's football right?
3:10 pm on Feb 4, 2017 (gmt 0)

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>>The Super Bowl... that's football right?

Used to be.
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football == soccer?
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:: insert snide remark about Australian Rules Football ::
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Do they have rules....? :O
1:36 am on Feb 6, 2017 (gmt 0)

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Intel's 300 drone choreography was impressive during Gaga's half-time performance. I think I counted 6 part synchronicity.

She performed for free, with costs only covered for dancers & other expenses. Gaga killed it!

Oh, and the football game was pretty good too.
 

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