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7:56 am on Nov 22, 2016 (gmt 0)

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Perks of reaching 50
Or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?'

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now will never wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse..

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

Never, NEVER, NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on the same night!
8:37 am on Nov 22, 2016 (gmt 0)

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Thanks! Posted on my 68th birthday!
9:10 am on Nov 22, 2016 (gmt 0)

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So much truth, tangor.

Happy Birthday BDW!
9:30 am on Nov 22, 2016 (gmt 0)

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Happy B-day BeeDeeDubbleU :)
12:41 pm on Nov 22, 2016 (gmt 0)

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And the memory goes as you posted this on Tuesday. :)
8:35 pm on Nov 22, 2016 (gmt 0)

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Tuesday in your world. As you folks know I am always one step (or one day) ahead of all of you. :)

(or posting too late at night and not paying attention .... yeah, that works, too)
10:16 pm on Nov 22, 2016 (gmt 0)

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always one step (or one day) ahead of all of you.
I'm voting for 6 days behind. ;)
1:17 am on Nov 23, 2016 (gmt 0)

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Well, as they say, at the end of every gray hair there's a dead brain cell.
1:34 pm on Nov 23, 2016 (gmt 0)

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Thanks goodness my hair started jumping ship, long ago...... ;)
3:54 pm on Nov 23, 2016 (gmt 0)

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I believe that at the root of each grey hair is a worry about my daughter... And what makes them then jump ship (thanks, tbear) is worry about my son. Fortunately we stopped at one of each so I'm still not - yet - completely grey nor completely depilated.

On a related hypothetical note I am also increasingly of the belief that tangor is Mister Mxyzptlk the 5th dimension Zifffian of DC comics infamy. Which explains his frequent temporal dislocations. And his sense of ... humour.
6:58 pm on Nov 23, 2016 (gmt 0)

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So, iamlost, if we get tangor to say Mxyzptlk backwards, he will go back to his dimension?
7:42 pm on Nov 23, 2016 (gmt 0)

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That could well be considered proof of the hypothesis... However, as he keeps waking up and popping back in it would seem not a permanent solution... We may just have to stay used to having him sticking his stick into the works for the fun of seeing what might happen. :)
7:45 pm on Nov 23, 2016 (gmt 0)

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Kltpzyxm! ... sorry, that gag only works in comic books.

But if you really want me to go away just let me know....