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I've interviewed a few like this

     
1:46 am on Oct 7, 2016 (gmt 0)

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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hehehe, an oldie, but a goodie.
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I'll leave non Scots speakers to struggle with this one.

A Scots guy is suing an American TV quiz show after being told his answer to a question that would have won him $100K was wrong. He was asked, “Where is Santa Fe?”. He answered, “The North pole”.
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hahah like that one!
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Aye, very good.