Proofreading is a dying art. These are headlines collected from various newspapers .... which SHOULD have a proofreader on staff!
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
Okay...
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
What a brain!
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
A novel approach
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Lazy bums
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Fair trial?
War Dims Hope for Peace
Usually does
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Really?
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They're on to something
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Something stronger than duct tape
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He IS the charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
What's bigger than obese?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Beans for lunch again
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw in use
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Tall boys at work
And the winner:
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
