Treehouse of Fun (part 1?)

Let's have a bit of fun

[chris_f]

Hi Guys and Gals,

For those of you who listen to the Candyman on the radio you might recognise the format of what I'm trying to do. The thread about 'Are back problems inherent in IT?' [webmasterworld.com] caught my eye (more specifically the bits about implants in the body). Can we make up a human body out of the implants people at WebmasterWorld have in their body?

I'll open with my spinal titanium rods.

Chris

[mat]

Well, if my p*nis gets any bigger it'll officially be two organs. Boy do those products work.

Oh yes, definitely a full member.

[Chris_R]

I see you have been visiting some of my sites....

mat took my idea, but I was going to use platinum priapristic hoojeemabob

[chris_f]

Are we getting off the topic by the 2nd and 3rd post?

ROFLMAO
Chris

[Nick_W]

Do contact lenses count?

Nick

[chris_f]

Ok. But I'll wearing then so I'm claiming it.

LOL
Chris

[DaveN]

I had re constructive surgery on my Knee's after a bad motorbike crash a few plates and pins.

Dave

[coconutz]

Sorry, no replacement parts yet.

[DaveN]

can we add parts which we have lost aswell then we can bulid a bionic man and whats left man.

Dave

[deejay]

*lol* oh this is just twisted... my kinda game really *g*

The wires were removed two months later, but I'll add surgical fusion of the outside two toes on each foot.

[chris_f]

can we add parts which we have lost aswell then we can bulid a bionic man and whats left man.

I'll bite.
Chris

[hannamyluv]

Aww man, the spinal rod was taken already? Can I throw in the cool 3" screws that attach my spinal rod to my backbone? Perhaps they could be used as a funky Frankenstien neck screw thing?

[knighty]

false teeth only 2 though - top front (victim of fold up bike aged 8)

[creative craig]

Oh I want to join in but I am all natural :(

Craig

[TheWebographer]

"If I only had a brain..."

[edit_g]

I do worry about you guys sometimes... ;)

[dcheney]

hmm, I can add a few permenant false teeth (titanium implants) and a cardiac pacemaker :-)

[Skylo]

you can have my right foots middle toe. Lost it in a drunken frenzy.......oh and the pin in my left wrist

[weblamer2]

Hmm, i wear hearing aids.

dunno if thats considered an 'implant' though.

[juniperwasting]

Count in 20" of elbow steel. 2 6" pins and 8" of cable. Think puppets. But wait, coming soon! The amazing synthetic knee cap!

Darn, cars and bikes sure mix well.

[mack]

hmmmm it's just like a Monday it only ever happens on a Tuesday.

[chris_f]

Summary

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TheWebographer's missing brain - ROFLMAO
Ears (hearing aid)
Teeth
Elbows
Left Wrist
Heart (pacemaker)
Back
Knees
Toes

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Not doing bad so far. I think we could finally sort out the wizard of oz if some is missing some courage. :)

Chris

[tedster]

I can contribute a square foot of Gore-tex -- implanted in the lining of my trunk where a big muscle ripped.