I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent seemed to be Scottish, so I approached them and asked, "Hello, ladies, are you three from Scotland?"
One of the angrily screeched, "It's Wales, you #*$! idiot, Wales!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
That's the last thing I remember...
