Friday Word Game

[LifeinAsia]

No brand names or member names.
No URLs.
Don't be crude!
If you post at the same time as someone else, and the sentence becomes weird then STOP, and then whoever posted second needs to edit their post with a new word.
If you end a sentence then you have to start a new one.
You can't post twice in a row - you have to wait till someone else posts!
Only one word per turn.

Whatever

[lawman]

Whatever happens

[tangor]

Whatever happens swiftly

[LifeinAsia]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores

[engine]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores cupcakes

[lawman]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores cupcakes' propensity

[tangor]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores cupcakes' propensity. Mandrake

[LifeinAsia]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores cupcakes' propensity. Mandrake brownies

[tangor]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores cupcakes' propensity. Mandrake brownies drive

[not2easy]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores cupcakes' propensity. Mandrake brownies drive, speeding

[tangor]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores cupcakes' propensity. Mandrake brownies drive, speeding, crashing,

[not2easy]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores cupcakes' propensity. Mandrake brownies drive, speeding, crashing, headlong

[tangor]

Whatever happens swiftly ignores cupcakes' propensity. Mandrake brownies drive, speeding, crashing, headlong <nluv>