In what is described as "a breakthrough moment for humanity", a British bloke has constructed a tricopter designed to remotely deliver a full English breakfast of bacon, egg, sausage, mushroom and tomato ketchup.
Delivery includes contact information for the six nearest cardiologists.
cmendla
6:06 pm on Dec 16, 2013 (gmt 0)
Everything was going well until a guy at a sporting clays range ordered breakfast......
Samizdata
7:12 pm on Dec 16, 2013 (gmt 0)
a full English breakfast of bacon, egg, sausage, mushroom and tomato ketchup
No fried slices?
Obviously an imposter.
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SevenCubed
7:28 pm on Dec 16, 2013 (gmt 0)
Speaking of Copters, check out the guy flying this one, in the fog at that! [youtube.com...] -- loading up big trucks full of Christmas trees (hugh lorries for you guys in the United Kingdom).
Old_Honky
2:20 am on Dec 17, 2013 (gmt 0)
No fried slices?
He also omitted the slices of black pudding, the fried tomatoes, and perhaps the biggest mistake no brown sauce.
If you are going to have a full English have the lot don't play at it.