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Sunday Funnies, middle of the week

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tangor

12:56 am on Feb 15, 2012 (gmt 0)

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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol ... Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead.

The third worm in chocolate syrup ... Dead.

The fourth worm in good, clean soil ... Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

A little old lady sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

lucy24

1:41 am on Feb 15, 2012 (gmt 0)

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:: snrk ::

The old lady was asked why she'd never married. She replied "I've got a dog that growls, a parrot that swears, a chimney that smokes and a cat that stays out all night. What do I need with a husband?"

Kate_Oranum

11:56 am on Feb 15, 2012 (gmt 0)



Just what I need in order to chill out in the middle of the week - cheers

Marketing Guy

12:57 pm on Feb 15, 2012 (gmt 0)

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Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes.

Courtesy of joke of the year... [bbc.co.uk...]
 

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