The complaint dept. at the parachute packing plant!
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2:50 pm on Nov 15, 2011 (gmt 0)
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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."