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5:53 am on Nov 15, 2011 (gmt 0)

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What's the quietest place on Earth?

The complaint dept. at the parachute packing plant!
2:50 pm on Nov 15, 2011 (gmt 0)

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hehehe

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
3:56 pm on Nov 15, 2011 (gmt 0)

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Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is an oeuf

(say it out loud)