Constanza Moment - The Opposite Panda

[viggen]

Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

George : Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!

Just watched a rerun of a Seinfeld episode ([en.wikipedia.org ]The Opposite), apart from laughing allot it made me wonder; what would be the George Constanza move for the Panda Update ;)
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[johnhh]

Pop down to Miami and ask Jerry's dad for a loan...

Jerry : I don't believe you asked my Dad
George: I was going to tell you but the guy at the deli called Cutts said it was a good idea
Jerry : the guy at the deli - I'll never go there again
( Kramer walks in ) Kramer: never go there again - why what's he done - the rye bread is just great

Rest of script available for $5million