For the musicians...
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)…
Chain Saw:
1. a chain saw has a dynamic range.
2. you can turn a chain saw off.
3. South American Macaw: one is loud, obnoxious, and noisy; and the other is a bird.
4. Harley Davidson Motorcycle: you can tune a Harley.
5. Onion: no one cries when you cut up a banjo.
6. Trampoline: you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
7. Uzi: an uzi only repeats forty times.
How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five; one to screw it in and four to:
8. complain that it's electric.
9. lament about how much they miss the old one.
