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5:38 pm on Sep 17, 2010 (gmt 0)

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So, as I was leaving home to bicycle to work today, I somehow managed to NOT put my regular glasses in my back pocket when I put my sun glasses on. Which, of course, I didn't realize until I got to work. So now I'm sitting at my desk wearing my sun glasses...

Admitting that I am old and forgot my glasses just sounds too cliche. So in answer to the inevitable questions, other responses I've come up with so far:
A) I don't want everyone to know I'm stoned, man!
B) I don't want people to see my black eye and infer I'm a victim of spouse abuse.
C) SHHH! Don't talk to me! I'm trying to hide from "them."

Other suggestions?
5:48 pm on Sept 17, 2010 (gmt 0)

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haahaahaha

D)bad hangover these lights are killing me!
6:02 pm on Sept 17, 2010 (gmt 0)

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E) easier to leer at the women in the office
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F) Whenever I have a cold I sometimes lose control of my gamma-ray vision. I don't want to kill anyone by accident.

And no matter what you tell people today, on Monday you should wear your sunglasses over your regular glasses. Then, while making some important point, take off the sunglasses like Robert Stack in the movie "Airplane!".
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G) Sunglasses? What are you talking about?
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I ) I'm working on a top secret project and I'm not allowed to see what I'm doing.
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J) I couldn't find the brightness setting for the monitor
10:17 pm on Sept 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

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K) They are my new x-ray vision sunglasses and I wanted to try them out at work.
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L) I'm trying to be more hip. Is it working?
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A co-worker asked me, "So the future's too bright for you, huh?" With a bit of modification, I decided I liked that best.
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Sunglasses worked well for Southside Johnny
3:56 pm on Sept 26, 2010 (gmt 0)

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In your desk drawer at work keep a white baseball cap with the words "Captain Cool" in big letters on the front. Whenever you wear your shades by mistake wear the cap.
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I'm from the Gubermint and I'm here to help you....
2:40 am on Sept 27, 2010 (gmt 0)

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I'm listening to the song "Sunglasses at Night".

Are they mirrored? :)
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I also want to have a job to bring in neither damage eyes and does not interfere with the work of the eyes
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