So, as I was leaving home to bicycle to work today, I somehow managed to NOT put my regular glasses in my back pocket when I put my sun glasses on. Which, of course, I didn't realize until I got to work. So now I'm sitting at my desk wearing my sun glasses...
Admitting that I am old and forgot my glasses just sounds too cliche. So in answer to the inevitable questions, other responses I've come up with so far:
A) I don't want everyone to know I'm stoned, man!
B) I don't want people to see my black eye and infer I'm a victim of spouse abuse.
C) SHHH! Don't talk to me! I'm trying to hide from "them."