Someone tries to hold a classy event.

but some do not know how to behave

[weeks]

Competitive eater Joey Chestnut has held on to his title at the annual July Fourth hot dog eating contest at New York's Coney Island, but one of his biggest rivals tried to crash the celebration and has been taken into custody.
[google.com...]

[rocknbil]

"Competitive Eater?" "Major League Eating?" Enough of a sport to require a league? Agh this world has gone insane.