The Source of Google's Cartoon Mission Statement

Larry & Sergey or Buzz & Woody - you make the call

[Brett_Tabke]

To organize the world's information.

Sounds like a variation of:

To infinity and beyond.

[mack]

monetise the worlds information...

[jecasc]

Reminds me more of Star Trek:
Internet... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the webship Googleplex. Its neverending mission: to explore strange new websites; to organize the world's information and to boldly visit websites no one has ever visited before.

Captain - I sense strange and previously unknown sensations coming from this website.

Geordi, stop watching p o r n and reconfigure the forward sensor array. Enable javascript code execution.
Computer - caffeine, hot 75°Celsius.

[edited by: jecasc at 7:43 am (utc) on Jun 30, 2010]

[Mark_A]

How many ears has Captain Kirk?

Why Three !

The left ear, the right ear and the final front ear !

[Mark_A]

To organize the world's information.

And that is no longer really true as they are not interested in organising it anymore, rather they are interested in making money from it. It being other people's information.

erm, as mack said only in more words! :-)

[Old_Honky]

As long as they don't start taking energy from life support to reinforce the blooming structural integrity field - then we've all had it.

[engine]

Perhaps, once monetized, the Tribbles will take over.

[mack]

My Google mission statement...

To Monetize the worlds information and make it universally clickable.

Mack.

[LifeinAsia]

to explore strange new websites;

Spock (during a scan of a new site): There's no intelligence in this site.
Kirk: Scotty, beam back the Googlebot.

[rocker]

To me it sounds like rule #2 of a "New World Order" conspiracy.

Rule 1. To organize all the countries into one World Country.

Rule 2. To organize the world's information.

[Brett_Tabke]

> To organize the world's information.

I'm just saying that you can't actually do that. It is impossible because the information itself becomes information - and then the electrons that make up the information is again information. It is a never ending cycle that you simple can't accomplish. To infinity an beyond. Not possible bubba.

[netmeg]

So which one is Buzz, and which one is Woody?

[rocknbil]

Reminds me more of Star Trek:

Captain the syntax is invalid and therrrre be a recursive loop, she's gun' ta bleu and me can't index it any mooooooorrrre!

[londrum]

It is impossible because the information itself becomes information - and then the electrons that make up the information is again information. It is a never ending cycle that you simple can't accomplish. To infinity an beyond. Not possible bubba.

its pretty easy because all they've got to do is stop the electrons moving once they've collected the info, which they can do by freezing the world down to -273 degrees c. that is their ultimate goal. they will be based on the moon though, collecting wifi data from the intergalatic spaceships that fly past so they can beam ads to them.