"May your clients' ideas be precise and their descriptions hazy. "May your bicycle pitch you forth to land your ribs on frozen mud." "May the pollen of 1,000 ragweeds lodge in your nostrils." "May your hard-drive seize and your backups be corrupt." "May your in-laws be many and vocal." "May an old egg and a fresh skunk be your constant companions." "May your nights be short and your dreams be of code." "May you never lack a boss and a deadline."