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11:03 pm on Apr 11, 2010 (gmt 0)

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May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest the crotch of your enemy, and his arms be too short to scratch.
12:35 pm on Apr 12, 2010 (gmt 0)

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Isn't that a blessing of sorts, not a curse?
3:49 pm on Apr 12, 2010 (gmt 0)

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My favorites:
May you live in interesting times.
May you get exactly what you wished for.
11:08 pm on Apr 12, 2010 (gmt 0)

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. . . you, and everyone who **looks** like you.
1:17 am on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

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May the EXTRA DOT be found in you enemy`s COBOL Source code in the wrong spot on Sunday.
1:31 am on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

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Your compiler's so fat, it makes the Hindenburg look like a microbe.
4:27 pm on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

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There's the ever-popular parent line:

"I hope you have a child just like you when you grow up!"

Never said to me - although I'm sure it was thought on occasion!
4:46 pm on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

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A few more humorous tries:

"May your clients' ideas be precise and their descriptions hazy.
"May your bicycle pitch you forth to land your ribs on frozen mud."
"May the pollen of 1,000 ragweeds lodge in your nostrils."
"May your hard-drive seize and your backups be corrupt."
"May your in-laws be many and vocal."
"May an old egg and a fresh skunk be your constant companions."
"May your nights be short and your dreams be of code."
"May you never lack a boss and a deadline."
7:19 pm on Apr 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

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"You're an inspiration for birth control." -DukeNukem
8:57 am on Apr 14, 2010 (gmt 0)

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"May your in-laws be many and vocal."


Yes. Brilliant.
9:42 am on Apr 14, 2010 (gmt 0)

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If at first you don't succeed, just be Cuil.
1:55 pm on Apr 18, 2010 (gmt 0)

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May you become famous when they name a disease after you.
5:42 pm on Apr 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

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I hope you have a child like Essexboy....
8:42 pm on Apr 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

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May your website become MFA and get a dozen DMCAs!
10:01 pm on Apr 19, 2010 (gmt 0)

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May your fingers be too fat to type code.
2:15 am on Apr 20, 2010 (gmt 0)

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May you not live to regret it.
4:06 pm on Apr 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

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May Every Murphy Law Apply On You :)
5:11 pm on Apr 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

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I was always a big fan of a simple, "yo mama."
8:52 pm on Apr 22, 2010 (gmt 0)

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I heard this the other day, from a father to his 14 year old son:-

"Do that again, and I'll go back to dial-up"

The lads expression was priceless >:{
5:45 pm on Apr 26, 2010 (gmt 0)

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May your son marry his anime pillow.