I've gotten quite a few messages over the past few days informing me of what "cheats" and "liars" from Nigeria have been contacting me by email and how they don't really have access to my "fund," they are only after my money. (Who'd a thunk?)
Fortunately the person sending the email is honest and assures me that for only $480 for the "paper works," I can have the full half-billion dollars that are just waiting for me in Nigeria.
I'd like to believe them, but I just can't accept that all those Generals', Presidents' and doctors' widows were lying to me all along.... ;)
Looks like the scam market is getting a bit competitive, if the Nigerians are starting to cut one another out like that!