Andy Rooney is 91 today

(Note to self: Listen when people suggest you retire)

[weeks]

"I think I'll know when I can't do this anymore," says Andy Rooney. "I think I'd quit before anyone tells me to." Who might replace him on "60 Minutes"? asks Bob Minzesheimer. With a straight face, Rooney suggests Charles Kuralt, who died in 1997.

[usatoday.com...]

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I seldom watch TV, but two weekends ago I was watching 60 Minutes--I don't remember why--and I could not believe Rooney was still on the air. OK, yeah, 91...that is impressive. And, he's harmless. But, sheee...

[lawman]

Yeah, I tuned in after a significant time away. I was surprised to see Rooney with a prehensile iip. When did that happen?