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All they need is some kind of brand or a name and I would remember it and I don't even care for what they sell!
How about making a mouse that can only be controlled by the stomach muscles? You could get a six pack while surfing.
or just make your website so interesting, people forget about everything else. than promote it as "helps you drink less, lose weight and quit smoking - all you have to do is surf here".